Thursday, May 11, 2006

Never knew the other side

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having
trouble with one
of her students

The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"

Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My
sister is in
the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think
I should be in
the third-grade too!"

Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the
principal's office.
While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told
Ms Neelam he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer
any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and
behave.She agreed.

Boy. was brought in and the conditions were
explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy.: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy.: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-
grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam
and tells her, "I
think Boy. can go to the third-grade."

Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my
own questions.

Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.

Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
have only two

Boy., after a moment "Legs."

Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but
I do not have?"

Boy.: "Pockets."

Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T,
is hairy,

oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft And

sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and
before he could

stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum

Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting

down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's
eyes open

really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy.: Shake hands

Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
questions, okay?

Boy.: Yep.

Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie
me down to get me
up. I get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent

Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you're

bored. The best man always has me first.The
Principal was

looking restless, a bit tense and took one large
Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well,
I drip. When you
blow me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose

Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates.
I come with a

Boy.: Arrow

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in
'K' that means lot
of heat and excitement?

Boy.: Firetruck

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in
'K' & if u dont
it u have to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork

Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's
longer on some
than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man
gives it to his
after they're married?


Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots
of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making
love ?

Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to
the teacher,

"Send this Boy. to STANFORD University, I got the last
ten questions
wrong myself!


Karthik Srinivasan said...

lolz... had read this once from a forward.. never mind reading this once more.. its always funny!! :-)

bestofbala said...

Our Venkat has attempted a blog like Director S.J Suriyah. Although, its funny..I've read this as Little johny bits.

I read this up 7 AM today morning, what a way to start my Friday !

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